Historical Technology Enthusiast Prints

Satire on the All-Pervasive Telegraph

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

Reinventing the Wheel

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Old Phones Lasagne

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

The Invention of the Wheel

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"It's my latest invention - I call it 'Fire point two oh'!"

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

Phone Call

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

Developing the boomerang.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

'A regular computer wouldn't have been so bad — I was replaced by an electric typewriter.'

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

'Turkey dot com.'