Historical Sites Pillows

Stonehenge Books

Summer Arrives At Devil's Island

"An last - Stonehinge!!!"

'Stoned Circle'

Pyramids for sale.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"It's running five minutes fast."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

An Appreciation

Easter Island Rock Climber

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Bath Bonfire

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

Benefactor of children

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

Sundial Watch

The First Spring Clean

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

Easter Island Decorating

'It's four and a half minutes slow!'

'Been away?'

Holiday in Egypt.

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

Colossus of Rhode Island

'First we build a henge, then they build a henge, now everybody's building henges.'

"The last pub in that�s not a restaurant in England"

"It's been two thousand years, Brian, if 'Tequila Tuesday' hasn't taken off yet, chances are it never will."

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

Tosca in prison