Historical Rail Buff Mugs

Dr Beeching

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A trevor of trainspotters

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Ever Given

HS2

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

L.A. Transfer

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

HS2 time bomb...

A train's dining car is a diner.

The Train to Nowhere

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

What Holds the Subway Together?

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Travel Scenes

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Trainspotting.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'