Historical Music Genres T-Shirts

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Felix Mendelssohn

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Concert Pianist.

No Elgar!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Orchestra.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Theorbo

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Double Bass

Mozart on a computer,

Taking a peek at the audience

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Modern Major General

Elvis Presley

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Kritik's Korner

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Allegro con molto espresso

Scarpia from Tosca

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Senta jumps into the sea

Baby Mozart.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Falstaff

Piano Recital

Bassoons.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

My other cello is a Stradivari