Historical Event Pillows

Edwardians.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Blue Dress and Feather

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

"It's our best trending merch."

Putin sawing NATO

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

The world watches in horror as Trump and Putin collude.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"We're going have to build higher walls."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"

"Two strikes, how about I throw you a slow ball?"

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

"...Fox hunting on a Tuesday; witch hunting on a Thursday!"

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

President 'Andy' Johnson Completes his Term of Office

January and February 1998