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'Here's mine, water dominates, dress warm as you enter a chilly phrase...'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'

Coincidence or What?

Peace in shackles.

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

The world watches in horror as Trump and Putin collude.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Get Your Shot

"It's our best trending merch."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Robot Attack in Bath

'Inflated gloom!'

The United States of Amazement

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Putin sawing NATO

Musical party at a private victorian house.

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

Abstraction and recognition

"I hope it misses us!"

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

Passing the baton

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.