Historical Artifacts Pillows

'I think it's some kind of old-fashioned microwave.'

'It's four and a half minutes slow!'

Sundial Watch

"It's running five minutes fast."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Posh Easter Egg

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

Haunted museum

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

The Wonder Of It All

'He was an evil king.'

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

Benefactor of children

Duke of Wellington

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

The Dead Sea Squirrels.

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

Thomas Jefferson

George Washington

'The good ol'days actually mean 'when I was young'.'

Frontispiece to 'A Book of Bargains' by V O'Sullivan- Depicts an Apparition from one of the Stories

"It's really a shame — you put in all this work, only to have them chintz out on the marketing."

Achilles Goes to the Podiatrist

Antiques.

"Remember what I said...keep an eye on the arrows!"

Bismarck's Death

Lee's Attack on Fort Steadman, March 1865

Augustus Fitzroy

Grigori Rasputin

Winston Churchill

British Occupation of Egypt set to continue.

'Coin collecting is the hobby of kings? I always thought it was torturing peasants.'