Historians Pillows

Inside One's Memory Bank

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Hey! -- Don't go adding disclaimers!'

The Evolution Of Man.

"Plagiarist!"

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

Gladstone disestablishing the Irish Church

Gladstone wishing to punish Turkey whilst the Conservative government wishes to allow them to learn

Arthur Schopenhauer

The Byers Tapestry 1.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Three pirates at the urinal - one looks down and says 'Ahhr, so you must be Long John Silver?!'

1 mile to Kosovo

'There must be a better ways to use this thing.'

Ho Chi Minh

Keir Hardie

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'How do you think he died?'

'One advantage of living through the plagues and wars of the 14th century was that you didn't have to study Chaucer.'

Early American electric guitar.

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

20th anniversary of 9/11

"Is Portugal still friendly?"

"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Did we get the line item veto?"

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"You have my promise gentlemen. Any money not spent will be returned."

"The bad news is we'll go down in history as supporting the overthrow of an election. The good news is nobody reads history."