Historians Pillows

Inside One's Memory Bank

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Hey! -- Don't go adding disclaimers!'

The Evolution Of Man.

"Plagiarist!"

Three pirates at the urinal - one looks down and says 'Ahhr, so you must be Long John Silver?!'

Gladstone disestablishing the Irish Church

Gladstone wishing to punish Turkey whilst the Conservative government wishes to allow them to learn

Arthur Schopenhauer

1 mile to Kosovo

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

The Byers Tapestry 1.

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

20th anniversary of 9/11

'How do you think he died?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Ho Chi Minh

Museum. Thomas Edison Exhibit. Edison said genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. I'm surprised he didn't invent the air conditioner!

Keir Hardie

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Early American electric guitar.

'There must be a better ways to use this thing.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'One advantage of living through the plagues and wars of the 14th century was that you didn't have to study Chaucer.'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Censorship | Not Censorship

Hours After Iraq

"The bad news is we'll go down in history as supporting the overthrow of an election. The good news is nobody reads history."

See? --- I told you we needed a Department of Homeland Security.

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Is Portugal still friendly?"

"We own facebook today and the whole world tomorrow!"