Historian Of Medicine T-Shirts

"...and this is Ralph, your anesthesiologist."

Cures for Ye Plague

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Edward Jenner

"Trepanning for gold"

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Early Blood Draw

John Snow

Covid Vaccines

Asylum; May contain patients with mental problems.

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

"We use leeches on the test subjects and slugs on the control group."

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

Antique Ailments

Florence Nightingale

Early Anaesthesia

"You've omitted your previous patient experience and recommendations from two other doctors."

Hippocrates

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

The devolution of the NHS

Press Conference

2020's Bug Bear

Doctors Through the Ages...

"I'd thought I'd lost my arm when I was hit in battle. It's amazing what they can do with reconstructive surgery these days."

"Look, the generic ones are just as good, and your insurance doesn't cover the brand leeches."

"I can't wait until we convert to electronic health records. Carry these is giving me backache."

'Your PTST is real, and so is the Obamacare website that caused it.'

Medical practicioner speaking to his apprentice

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

Old- Fashioned Dental Surgery

"Simple stone tool."