Historian Of Communication Pillows

PENMANSHIP: An Evolutionary Study

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"I'll never forget you."

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

The Love Psychologists

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'

'No, there's nothing on my mind, but if there was I don't want to talk about it.'

Technological advances within the office.

Relationship Issues.

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"I've never seen a resume that's entirely made up of emojis. Let me take a few moments to decode it."

"We don't talk."

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

'He says he needs his own space.'