Historian At Heart Prints

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Welcome to Guantanamo.

"One day, son, all this will be Donald’s."

"When we're independent, we can vote for independence as often as we like."

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

'The Meeting of Nast and Watterson in Central Jersey'

"Remember when all this country seemed to guarantee was a fast food job? Those sure were the good old days."

'Man, I hate it when he goes crowd surfing.'

Prince Charles renovates

In the heat

"Back in the day, we never used the term back in the day."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Gender Equality

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Demure lady with gloves

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"