Hispanic Heritage Advocate Gifts

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Inclusive speech

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"And in what could be the biggest development for Hispanics in the history of the United States...hold it...I've just been told Hispanic Heritage Month is officially over. When we come back...hidden cameras in bathrooms! Only on the news at 5!"

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

"Welcome to the United States."

"You don't want to know."

Keystone XL

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

Same Sex Wedding

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Disparate housewives.

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

"We pride ourself on diversity."

'Do you hire the handicapped?'