Hiring Wizard, Prints

'... No, you're not on the short list. You're not even on the long list.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

In - Out - Pending.

Stationery Shop

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Man with post it note

Tie Rolls

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

"Now that we have 10,000 employees we need a search function to find them."

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'