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Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wifi in Hell

Joined at the hipster.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Emergency Hipster Beard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Spontaneous Kombucha

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The Organic

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'