Hindu Heritage Enthusiast Pillows

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"I made you a mixtape."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Alexander Pope

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Established Clothing Stores

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Welsh Lady

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

'So what do you do?'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

European Loan to Greece