Hindu Heritage Enthusiast Pillows

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"I made you a mixtape."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Alexander Pope

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

Established Clothing Stores

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Welsh Lady

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'So what do you do?'

Greece

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

European Loan to Greece

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.