Hilltop Helper Mugs

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

Nature Lovers

Child doing the washing up

'How are you doing on your side?'

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

Golf Hil Divot

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

Helicopter Rescues.

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

'Stu and I joined the Adopt-A-Highway program.'

Will work for grass

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

"I'm strictly yes or no. Alexa and Siri deal with facts. Value judgements we leave to your mother."

'Is this quality time, Dad, or do you just want me to fix the PC?'

Underwater guide to microplastics

'Hello, is that the Moutain Rescue...? I am lost and disorientated.'

'NOBODY is SO busy they can't DRINK their coffee like anyone else!'

Should medical students be asked their political opinions?

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

Before you say it's got some old wiring, remember you repaired it last.

"Quick! I see his avalanche beacon."

'It's nice of you to let me help wash the dishes Dad!'

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

'I'm a teetotaler.'

"Really close call. I'm at two percent and one bar strength."

Man in library standing on pile of books looking in mountaineering section.