Hilarity In Solitude T-Shirts

"NEED AGENT"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Banana Split Personality

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

This man is an island.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Drinking Companions

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'I'm Bored'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Cable Bill.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"So, you're staying in then?"

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'