Hilarious Outdoorsman Mugs

Skiing.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Fly fishing.

Fish Training

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

"Meteorites have been annoying this summer."

'Laugh, but he works better than an insect repellent.'

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

"I don’t remember there being a tip jar the last time we were here."

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'We're going into cold water and HE'S drinking the hot chocolate!'