Hilarious Outdoorsman Mugs

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

Skiing.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Fish Training

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Fly fishing.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'Laugh, but he works better than an insect repellent.'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"Fire down."

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'We're going into cold water and HE'S drinking the hot chocolate!'