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'My parents are Luddites!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Imagination

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Baby in Bike Basket

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Mistaken identity.

'It wasn't premeditated.

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"Yay! School is done!!"

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Sticking out tongue

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."