Hilarious Catch Enthusiasts Pillows

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'Steroids.'

Fishing Holes

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Catching flying fish!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

'SLIM, why don't you break down and buy a tackle box?'

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

'I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"

'What is he fishing for?'

Fishing.

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Angling Competition

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

"It's the fish of his dreams. He was asleep when I caught it, put it on his hook and woke him."

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

'It didn't jump up there, you yanked it up there!'

It's expensive, but I find the best lures are blue contact lenses.

'Just how big are the fish in this lake?'

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'Boy,something sure nailed that lure.'

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

The Serious Match Angler - Interest in Nothing But Catching Fish.

Angling Club Competition.

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'