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No Exits After This Point

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Cow's straw

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Gym Dog

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Pea

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'It's a slow trap.'

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.

Puppy and Elephant Selfie