Highway Cruiser Mugs

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Fighting Gondoliers.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Employee Parking. The only way my boss practices "top-down" management is by driving a convertible.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

Trucker advertises his podcast.

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Heart of America or Bypass

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

Ignore him he's just showing off