Higher Education Dreamers Prints

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Make a lot of money."

Continuing education.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Exam

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Good luck in your A Levels.

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'