High Street Fan Pillows

'I've decided to spend my way out of the recession.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Tunnel of love"

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Canine Comedians

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Jokes machine.

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

Michael McIntyre.

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

"Throw me somethin', mister."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

Thank you for deferring your response.

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'He's a pioneer in self-vandalism.'

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"