"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"
High Standards Appreciator Prints
Elegant prints that honor high standards with witty, sharp designs—great for adding a touch of class and wit to any room in their home or office.
"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"
"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."
Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent
'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'
"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."
Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?
'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'
Michelangelo's David
"Have you got it in beige?"
"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."
The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.
"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."
"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"
"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."
Intellectual support animal
"...and this is my better half...!"
Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword
"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."
A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.
(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)
Notable noses Vol. 83.
“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”
Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.
It says he studied at the feet of the masters. Art Guide.
Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish
"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."
What technique! What control! I don't get it. Work in progress.
"I think you have something to say, all right, but I don't think you're saying it."
'Longevity runs in our family -- my Dad is six foot three.'
Perspective Repair
"Gracie, how can you appreciate being full...if you've never been hungry?"
"She just never seems to get enough attention."
As it were
"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."
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