High-stakes Adventurer T-Shirts

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Shoot For The Moon

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"It's called being preemptive."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Good dog!"

Scuba Diving Devil

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'EEEEHA!'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Construction Zone: $1,000 Fine For Speech Climbing.

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

'Truth and enlightenment are on another peak. I do medicare explainations.'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

Santa Snowboarding

'I couldn't stand working in an office.'

'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'

'Everything was fine until he pressed 'upload'.'

Clancy: Self-Made Man

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

Gentleman nervous of the speed his driver is going downhill

"How will you ever know whether you're a flying squirrel if you don't give it a shot?"

"Risk investment involves letting go of your safety in numbers addiction!"