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"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Shoot For The Moon

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"It's called being preemptive."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Scuba Diving Devil

"Good dog!"

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'EEEEHA!'

Construction Zone: $1,000 Fine For Speech Climbing.

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'Truth and enlightenment are on another peak. I do medicare explainations.'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

'I couldn't stand working in an office.'

Santa Snowboarding

'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'

'Everything was fine until he pressed 'upload'.'

Clancy: Self-Made Man

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

Gentleman nervous of the speed his driver is going downhill

"How will you ever know whether you're a flying squirrel if you don't give it a shot?"