High-society Events Mugs

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Children's Party

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

Glyndebourne

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Champagne at the hunt

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Afternoon Tea

'New money or old money?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Apparently, there is a difference between red wine and red wine vinegar."

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

Speed Dating