High School Sports Fan T-Shirts

Are all these kids here with sports injuries? Yes. Wow. The doctor must hate high school athletics. Are you kidding? Thanks for your co-pay! He's their biggest booster! Ka-ching!

"OK, Omar, you'll be wrestling Baldo."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Raheem Sterling

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Spring Training

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Putting Practice.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'