High School Reunion Mugs

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

'I went to my high school reunion over the weekend. Some of my classmates changed so much that they didn't even recognize me.'

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Debbie?! Debbie Hollingsworth? Winslow High Prom Queen of 1972?...'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

'No, that's my photo above the caption: 'Student most likely to succeed'.'

Alan stood and pondered how his life might have been different...

'Arnie Smith! - You haven't changed since the day we left school!'

School Reunion Faux Pas.

Class of 1985 Reunion in 2020

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"High school reunions."

"... No, I don't mean Dave had a boring nickname at school. I mean his nickname was, 'Boring'."

'Don't you just love these Frenzy-reunited!'

Springdale High School Class of 19...: Most likely to succeed...Most likely to recede.

"Remember him? He's the bully who used to put those 'Kick Me' signs on our backs."

"Lose enough weight to look good at your reunion before returning to your former self."

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

'I know you were a cheerleader in high school, but you're not taking that thing to our 25th reunion.'

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

'I've always been a geek. In high school I was voted least likely to suffer from jock itch.'

"Look! Isn't that your old flame from high school?"

'Psst. I hear there's one 'old girl' at this reunion who's never, ever had any cosmetic surgery!'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Original punks go to reunion

"I didn't go to my high school reunion, but I'm here to celebrate the glass of 1997!"

'Burl's on a diet. . . his high school class reunion is this Friday.'

"Helen?"

Fresh Brew. Coffee. How was your high school reunion? Fifty shades of gray.

"Oh great, it's the two biggest losers from my high school."

"James? James from high school? Talk about meeting on the cloud!"

"I can't believe it, but I'm actually looking forward to my high school reunion."

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."