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In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

PROBLEM AREAS

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"I need to clone myself."

Department of Nanotechnology

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'He's a real high flyer!'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"How was prom?"

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

The 5 paragraph essay is sooo stupid. Why do we have to learn it? So you can get good SAT scores. That will get you into a good college, and then a good job. So you never have to write another 5-paragraph essay again.

Southwick College: Basically, for the most part, usually - a meritocracy.

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

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