High-roller Lifestyle Prints

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Destination casinos...

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Afternoon Tea

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

'I'm all in.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

"I deserve this and much, much more."

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

Guess the size of my bonus and win a free lottery ticket.

'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

"Right now all my money is in poker."

'If being a CEO was easy, everybody would be doing it.'

'Excuse me, can I borrow your pin?'

'What do you mean I'm maxed out? I demand more chips! Let me speak to your supervisor!'

'I'm glad there's finally a good place to go for online poker.'