High-roller Lifestyle Prints

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Destination casinos...

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

Afternoon Tea

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

'I'm all in.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"I deserve this and much, much more."

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

Guess the size of my bonus and win a free lottery ticket.

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

"Right now all my money is in poker."

'If being a CEO was easy, everybody would be doing it.'

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

'I warned him. 'Wear a helmet when you play poker, Bob.' He wouldn't listen.'

'Excuse me, can I borrow your pin?'

'I'm glad there's finally a good place to go for online poker.'