High Jumping Pillows

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

High Jump

'I set my high-jump records during leap year.'

Leap Frog

Transylvanian Athletics.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'The bar's gone up to six foot six.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Destination casinos...

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Mother will catch you!'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'Let go of the pole!'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'I'm all in.'

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Harvey Smith.