High Heel Heroics Prints

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Babies who Lunch.

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Tightrope Walker

The stilt walkers union on strike

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Mount Everest.

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

Stilettos Sharpened

'I can't dunk.'

'Your feet are killing me!'

The coward's way out.

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

"Help!!"

"Shoes Louboutin"

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

'...Hoopla!'

A basketball game

Well worth the agony

"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."