High Flyer Enthusiast Mugs

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Recalculating route..."

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cow Blue Arrows

The World Wide Web.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'I'm on my way!'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

Birds Following Witch.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'He must be going economy!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'