High-def Humorist Pillows

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

"Today I found out a teacher can call on you even if you have location services turned off."

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Bolting your Food.

Cartooning

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'