High-class Socialite Mugs

"Believe me.... it's times like these that your pedigree comes into question!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

A day at the races

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

'I like the way you don't say I've had enough.'