High-altitude Adventurer Prints

Construction Zone: $1,000 Fine For Speech Climbing.

'I hunted high and low for a job. I found this high job at low pay.'

"Is it just me, or is the air up here getting a little thin?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Snowboarding downhill.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"All the celebrities come here."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Scotsman in the bath...

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

Crop duster wanted.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'Have you been working out?'

Skier flying past mountains

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'