Hieroglyph Decoders Mugs

'Braille menu available upon request.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Lost to antiquity.

Ancient Egyptian Curser

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

The Nosy Cleaner

"I can't take another memoir."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."