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17 Days Without a Reorganization

'We're presently entangled in a power struggle.'

"Very well put, Harper."

Lady trying to find her way round office using organisation chart.

"Fenwick asks the questions other executive staff won't dare."

'Actually I worked my way up from 'ideas'.'

"I'm the take the credit person. You're the take the blame person."

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"Should I rationalize or backpedal?"

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

"What's your secret?"

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

'Congratulations, Backstrom, I'm moving you up in the company food chain.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"The boss can see you now."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'I like your attitude, Brigley.'

Above reproach.

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

'You are here.'

You are here.

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'