Hide-and-seeker Mugs

Have you seen me?

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Reading my Critics

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

Sunbathers.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I said slime."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Cheating Death.

New York Netherworld

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Bigfoot tracks...

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

How they did it . . .

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.