Hidden Gems Hunter Pillows

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Treasure Island Book.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"Don't fret, lassie, I brought my own shovel."

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

"He definitely loves auditing our treasures: He'll make a good accountant later on..."

'This looks like a good spot.'

Mudlarking

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

Do you think we should tell anyone about this?

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"I got you a gift."