Hidden Agenda Explorer Gifts

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Baby rocks!

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

' A new idea '

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

Assertiveness

"What's the big idea?"

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

A little different

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Creative Juices

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

'These are the people who'll be line managing you.'

Obama TV Commercial

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

The polling station

Amigos de Mitt.

A day in the life, summed up in 6 frames.

'Individually we could do nothing. So we formed a committee which determined nothing could be done.'

"Your appointment's been cancelled. You took too long filling out those forms."

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

Why Doesn't Rent Want to be Free?

"Customer #262175880—your order of 'Our Dying Communities' has been delivered."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

The bureaucrat on his way to work...