Hibernation Scholar Pillows

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Welcome Spring.

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Hibernating! C'mon guys, I was only hibernating."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"It's only until spring."

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'I would love to learn to ski too, but when there's snow around, I'm usually asleep...'

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'

'Yes, my teenage son sleeps a lot too: He didn't wake up until the start of summer...'

M- Mouse, L- LCD.