Hermit Dreamer Prints

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Reese Witherspoon

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Marilyn's Rushmore

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

George Clooney Machine

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'