Heritage Keeper Mugs

"Every night, I'm going to teach you Spanish words so you don't forget your language."

"Baldo, look what I got you! A dance costume!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

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Remembering all the American Idols.

"Mr. Ramirez...you served in World War II?"

" ...and this is the armor of my ancestor, 'Cederick the Unintimidating.'"

Scot country dancing,

"Ours is not a creative clan."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Michael Jackson

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'Forget what?'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."