Herbology Mugs

"Have you tried St. John's Wort?"

Prize vegetables.

Wildlife

Wine Lady

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Cat Nip.

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plant Lady

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Horti-Culture

Garden Goddess.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Cactus seats.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Botany Baby!

Too much cilantro

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Greenfingers.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'That plant food really works!'

Medicinal plants

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."