Henhouse Historian Mugs

The Hen Commandments.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Theodore Dreiser.

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Brad Pitt.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Biliard Enthusiast

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Proceedings of the club

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

Rudyard Kipling.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

Machado de Assis

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

Rational explanations

Style

Erich Maria Remarque.

Secret intelligence

The devolution of the NHS

The world's oldest braided rug

'I like it.'

Another Protestant

"Our religious friends are praying, our atheist friends are sending good thoughts, and our lawyer friends are figuring out who to sue."

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

History of the Ebook

Bloody Vandals

'They colorize old movies so I colorized your old photographs.'