Hematologist Prints

Blood Peer Pressure.

'He's our new Blood and Haematology Specialist,'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Packed Red Cells

Lawrence of Anaemia - Your red blood cell count is shockingly low.

"When you say 'be positive', are you just encouraging me or is that my blood type?"

Free radicals.

Blood bank being robbed by vampires.

Dry Blood Humor

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

"Forget about sucking blood out of this one: He looks rather anemic to me..."

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

"Don't bother setting up an I.V. line for that transfusion, nurse. I'll have it in a glass with a dash of soda."

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Welcome to the future"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Our war is against cancer."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Artifishial Intelligence

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."