Help Desk Technician T-Shirts

DIY helpdesk.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Child Support Agency - 'Can you help us get our computers to work?'

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

"Hey! Get back here!"

"I'll give you a moment."

'I'm trying to keep up with the times.'

'Help desk...'

"It's okay, I'm free from IT support."

"Dear caller, unfortunately our hotline is short staffed. Please soliloquize."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Tech support...can I help you!

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Your call is important to us...

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

Computer tech support sacred offering

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'