Helmet Heroes Mugs

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

'Relax, Jake. You are the starting quarterback - for now. But we are grooming Timmy for the future.'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

The New Normal

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Like father like son.

Smile

"On your left."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Woodwork

"What an amazing view!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".